Category: Inanities

The gods will be pleased, in these decadent times few offerings have passed into their realm through the Threshold of the Crossed Words.

My sexiest piece of armour is, of course, my cuirass.

Just gave the oldest kid an impromptu lesson in Cool Reaction, accidentally underhand pitched a rotisserie chicken past another shopper at the till, drenching their groceries, apologized, cleaned up, replaced the chicken, my kid didn’t even notice I had dropped the first bird.

Excited to return to the days of Twitter crashing because a bunch of people got out of a movie at the same time.

Getting that full Royal Winter Fair, old dude at the next urinal dropping full trou, the whole kit and kaboodle. Blue ribbon!

Playing some classic adventures.

Is Mickey Mouse a Pokémon?